"My life sucks". That's Clown Shoes
by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019
Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"
Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"
Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"
by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011
When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.
by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022
by AstronX April 28, 2022
Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.
Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.
Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.
Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
by jmo12345 February 12, 2013
The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers
by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
by The JZA & The RZA August 26, 2004