Burning Log

Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.

I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree

by K9123 August 15, 2024

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Burning Bush

A slang term for pot. As it is like a bush. Can also be interchanged for weed, reefer, ganga, and mary jane.

Woah Moses. You said you saw God appear to you. We think you've been smoking some of that burning bush.

by TheCompleteVoid June 14, 2018

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burning sesh

when you and your friends get together and burn all your exes shit in a bonfire! fuck yeaa!

"lets go get together and have a burning sesh for jake"

"hell yeah! jakes single that bitch deserves all of her shit thrown in the fire"

by miabobia May 13, 2014

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You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.

The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.

by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025

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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

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