The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
by Debater Guy December 03, 2013
The situation where you are to sexually exhausted to have a stiff boner resulting a jelly like wiggle.
by jello bean August 19, 2011
its like a dick head, dick=boner, head=dome. its a guy that thinks with the head of his penis and not the head on his shoulder.
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick
BONER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by NICONATOR December 16, 2009
Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous
Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous
Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!
by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX January 09, 2016
A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.
I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.
by IlyaMurometz March 21, 2010
A weird boner is what some lame asses might call an “unusual attraction”. It’s that indescribable feeling when you are so attracted to someone even tho there is something slightly ~off~ about them. One might say that this weirdness makes it even hotter.
Friend one: I can’t tell if Rami Malek from Mr. Robot is really hot
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner
by kajenayyy May 04, 2018
Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.
Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.
Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.
by Ramsmaster June 07, 2010