Why are all the men ghosting me!?
Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2023
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Get the Basic Ghostmug. A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.
by veryirishdude September 16, 2010
Get the Walking With a Ghostmug. So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.
Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.
I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.
Please make me cum ghost dad!
by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021
Get the Ghost Dadmug. Disappearing from the life of a person you were dating without a parting word in person, by text, phone, or email. Usually a sign that you are not mature enough to be dating.
Friend 1: How did your 3rd date with that Joe guy go? I know you were super pumped about it and that you'd been talking to him all week.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.
by StraightTalkingLady February 5, 2017
Get the Ghostingmug.