myspace whore

a fucktard that sits at their computer all night looking at myspace and trying to make virtual friends because they hae none

sam and tim are such myspace whores

by totalltruestory September 23, 2006

Whore Bath

When you wash just under your arms and privates in a bathroom sink, usually in a public bathroom. A quick bath that involves only washing your privates and under arms in a sink or with just a damp or wet wash cloth, can be done anywhere but usually in a bathroom standing by the sink or in a public restroom.

Suzie was out all night and had to work the next day so she just took a whore bath before going off to work.

by acoad1111 December 8, 2009

Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.

Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.

by Patrick N May 28, 2006

Stepford Whore

A female (or male) who is so wrapped up in someone else that they will submit to any sexual deviant act the object of their affection desires; including but not limited to threesomes, swapping, and orgies.

"Can you believe she had a threesome with him last night? She's not even dating him and she's become his Stepford Whore!"

by Kris B. March 26, 2008

Shoe Whore

One who owns an excessive number of shoes or has trouble getting rid of old shoes.

I counted 12 pairs of shoes in Juan's room. What a shoe whore.

by Vanilla Chunky October 9, 2009

hug whore

People who tend to give and receive an excessive amount of hugs daily - whether you like it or not.

Oh lawd! Breezy, Dianne and Matt are such hug whores! They're always going around the school and tackling people with their outburst of hugs!

by Dianne July 20, 2008

Vibram Whore

A person who not only owns the Vibram Fivefingers but wears them constantly.

A Vibram Whore tells everybody they know (and don't know) about the Fivefingers obsessively.

Any time somebody mentions anything possibly related to footwear, the Vibram Whore will quickly jump in to mention the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers.

They can usually quote several studies offhand showing the benefits of running or walking barefoot.

Friend 1: Totally, man.. oh god. Here comes Colin.
Friend 2: He's such a Vibram Whore.
Colin: Hey, guys, want to hear the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers?!
Friend 1 & 2: Christ..

by A Vibram Whore Myself December 7, 2009