Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.

Alan Grayson is an ass clown.

by GrooviGirl July 27, 2015

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 July 19, 2015

Ass Clown

A person who avoids responsibility. Doesn’t make any effort to better themselves. Very unreliable.

1: did Ass Clown get a car yet?
2: no

by SnuppPup July 06, 2022

Ass clown

A ass clown is somebody with the name of Bill Henwood

I bill Henwood am a ass clown!!

by Delivery October 17, 2021

Bounce The Clown

Another way to tell a person to go "jack off" or masturbate.

Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

Bitch Clown

1) A person who constantly embarrasses themselves on national television by being a hypocritical count

2) a potato

3) Brian Stelter

I begrudgingly watched the latest Reliable Sources. I really wish I hadn't. BS is such a bitch clown.

by habibiwhoeatsass January 14, 2021

cat clown

a person who has a characteristics of a clown and a cat which includes whiskers, big red nose and claws

Lauren drew a picture of a cat clown and Caroline got offended.

by mistletoechips December 22, 2008