Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!

M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”

by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018

Asa Plays

A sexy man, or a man dating/fucking multiple women at once

"U are such an asa plays!"

by Arnehappycock January 24, 2022

Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025

Play lying

Telling a lie that’s still a lie but in a playful manner.

“Babe I was on the on the phone with you and someone else yesterday morning “ remember ? Whole time they were on the phone with some one else. Play lying

by Leon Brewer October 25, 2022

Play HOI

verb
1. To have intense gay sex

I'm gonna go play HOI with the boys.

by SchnitzelDick June 13, 2021

Wear Basketball and play overalls

Chinese people usually say this,means that they are laughing at "Little Blacks".

Let me see who Wear Basketball and play overalls.

by Wordrobers November 8, 2022