Social speedster

A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.

Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.

Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.

Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and PMs. Every time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2020

social hour

a meeting on teams geyvgjrdbcg

lets join social hour

by bdjksfhbnduijkfbudbfhjrdvf November 17, 2020

political socialization

It is when the government forces you to talk to people even when you don't want too

extrovert: let's go to trump's campaign

introvert: I don't want to go plus I hate trump and him truing yo make us political socialization when there is a pandemic going on
extrovert(pulls out a gun): we are going
introvert: ok

by yehyaeatskossa69 November 22, 2020

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"

by lolo.24 November 25, 2020

Phoenix Social

Me and my associates were banned from this toxic and idiotic site by a Taiwanese spy! Steer clear!

Person 1: Who won the election?
Person 2: According to Phoenix Social, Donald Trump won!

by Berry Mccociner November 30, 2020

Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.

Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.

by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020

Social Distrubtism

Social Distrubtism is Distrubtism but with a more socialist point of view. Distrubtists will claim that they are not socialists or capitalists and they criticize both Laissez-faire capitalism and state socialism. Distrubtists believes in co-ops, member owned mutual organizations and a large scale competition law reform. Distrubtists also want credit unions, building societies, and mutual banks. But Social Distrubtism believes that private property should be distrubted and Social Distrubtists might also believe or not believe that local co-ops should be organized by syndicates.

Frank: Social Distrubtism is an interesting idea but isn't what Distrubtism represents because Social Distrubtists openly say that their ideology is socialist but most other Distrubtists criticize both socialism and capitalism.
Andrew: But I believe socialism is bad I believe in Distrubtism mixed with socialism since socialism has some good ideas that can help us.

by VietcongSocialist November 8, 2020