Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Pickle

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by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 16, 2022

Pickling

The act of playing pickleball.

No pickling for me this week.

by I’m a baller. A pickleballer. December 26, 2022

Like a pickle

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers

Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!

by ~Goddess~ April 1, 2017

pickle

1) A type of food
2) Another name for a dick

1) Mmmm. Pickles are the best food ever.

2) Tickle, tickle, here comes my pickle.

by Mechanical Bride January 7, 2016

pre pickle

CUCUMBER! 🥒

🥒 are pre pickles!

by mugz33 June 26, 2021

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021