Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him

Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal

me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Monster energy

The official drink of kyle’s, five finger death punch, limp bizkit, kid rock, Motorsports all over America, and your local rock radio station

Monster energy and Mountain Dew mix is perfect when listening to five finger death punch

by Nascarfan2007 February 20, 2023

Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022

Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.

“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”

by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022