Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

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long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

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long division

when your are so big, and so long your known as a long division

kaeden is built like a long division problem

by johnson perry September 2, 2022

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long neck

The ability to deepthroat

“she got a long neck”

by theredeyedpigeon December 24, 2021

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One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

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long bells

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls

my long bells are itchy...

by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025

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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

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