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Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.
Zack is being such an asshole!
by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020
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Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised
Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo
by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
mugGet the asshole spelunkingmug.

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
mugGet the tequila assholemug.

asshole

Oh youre an asshole
by uh69 March 15, 2023
mugGet the assholemug.

asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others
Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.
by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014
mugGet the asshole disordermug.

Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.
Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022
mugGet the Asshole 2 Bellybuttonmug.

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