After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage June 8, 2018
Get the Rusty Parrotmug. A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022
Get the Rusty Barnegatmug. by Pseudoseer March 3, 2019
Get the rusty prolapsemug. Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”
Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!
by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022
Get the rusty mandolinmug. The act of inserting a dollar bill into the anus of a suspecting or unsuspecting companion. The bill must not be rolled, but rather flattened against the ass and propelled by a pointed index finger (or middle for more depth), making the sides of the dollar stick out like a shuttlecock (badminton).
Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.
Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.
Destiny wouldn't shut up about the alimony money, so I gave that ho 5 rusty franklins, 2 rusty jacksons and finished strong with a rusty washington.
by JoeStrato March 9, 2018
Get the Rusty Washingtonmug. by Mimi420 August 29, 2021
Get the Rusty Shovelmug. Rusty Rob
rust·ee rob
Noun
1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.
2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
rust·ee rob
Noun
1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.
2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
“Damn, we were about to wrap up preflight… then Rusty Rob showed up and found corrosion (Flecking) on the inlets".
by Jack Hammer69 September 3, 2025
Get the Rusty Robmug.