After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"
by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025
Get the The rusty pirate hookmug. by Dick Johnson February 2, 2015
Get the rusty catmug. When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.
by xjxmxsx October 11, 2017
Get the trusty rustymug. When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.
Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!
by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011
Get the Rusty Bayonettemug. Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
Get the Rusty Wallacemug. The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014
Get the rusty opportunitymug. Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole
I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder
by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018
Get the Rusty Crowdermug.