Rusty dong

The leftover stain on ur dong from bloody anal

When I pulled out of her anus I had a rusty dong

by Rusty Dong May 2, 2021

don rusty

Guy with a big dick. Women usually run from its size. Certified asshole and alcoholic. Usually one who has seen all and done all.

I have don rusty it.

by crod20162017 December 20, 2016

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda

hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.

by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025