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Russian Motorcycle Ride

Another classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon your innocent friend. You sneak up behind your friend who is sitting peacefully in his chair. Grab both of his shoulders from behind like you would grip the handlebars on a motorcycle. Then, you make the motion of "revving" your bike, while digging your thumbs into that pressure point right at the base of his neck and make a loud "Vroom Vroom" noise. This move will hurt so bad that the sounds of pain coming out of his mouth will sound like he is speaking Russian.
I was minding my own business when that dummy came up and gave me a Russian Motorcycle Ride. My neck has been hurting for hours.
by Bushrod Johnson September 1, 2009
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Wild Ride

When a cabbie takes pasengers hostage and drives off crazy, so the passengers cannot flee the vehicle. Typically caused by a fare dispute or off-the-meter fares. Especially when ride is executed via roundabout routes. Especially when cabbie feels entitled to a surcharge or "tip" not entitled by law. Threats of wild rides are also used to coerce the hostages to pay up more than a customary tip. Also caused by fare-beating or where the passenger feels entitled to pay less than full fare, plus negotiated tip. Where the cabbie then feels entitled to make a "citizens arrest." And drives off crazy to "Go find a cop."
The cabbie took my wife on a wild ride to get a higher tip. The wild ride got her to put out. I should file a wild ride complaint with the Taxi Bureau. I didn't know that wild rides were legal. Is it legal to try to flee the vehicle if the cabbie takes you on a wild ride? Once I paid up the cabbie stopped his wild ride, and even let me get my luggage out of the trunk.
by Atlantis-2525 June 18, 2012
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Knight Rider

The status or title obtained by a Caucasian for successfully negotiating an African American into a 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am for the sole purpose of intercourse.
Bryan: "Hey, did you see Kyle finally joined the Knight Rider club last night with that chick that looked like Precious after only 2 hours of hanging out in the KFC parking lot?"

Kevin: "I heard he lured her in the backseat with a trail of original recipe"
by Riverbone Jackson January 18, 2011
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Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.
"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.
by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2009
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saddle up and ride

A girls badonkadonk, or big sexxy ass.
by d money March 24, 2004
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ride down

a girl that is known as a hoe. a smut, slut really doesnt matter
ride down hoe
by zuri2fly April 18, 2009
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fur ride ponys

a guy who likes to have sex with guys who have harry asses
that shawn really likes those fur ride ponys
by apollo2 March 16, 2008
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