March 7th

Ask your crush out day don't be shy this is your chance.

Girl 1: Come on ask him out.
Girl 2: Ok I guess it is March 7th
Girl 2 :will you date me
Guy 1: YES YES YES

by NATIONALDAY88 March 6, 2022

March 14

Girls need to give his boyfriend head 3 times

Girls named Astrid need to his boyfriend head 3 times on March 14

by Skannajsbe March 8, 2024

March 24

I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March

But you’re partner a fluffy cow month

Oh look it’s March, that means you have t buy me a cow

by Cyb3rfaeries March 11, 2025

17th March

the best day in the world, such a balanced date 17/03.. orgasmic. Its Johns Birthday which makes sense cos he's perfect

John: my birthday is the 17th March
everyone: ahhhh thats why ur so perfect

by oxxkejk June 25, 2022

March 20th

National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day

Yo today is March 20th

by Yesterday McSkeeter March 20, 2021

19 March - 31 April

minionlover123#0001 appreciation month on discord, the savior of .gg/afton

"Yo man, it's 19 March - 31 April!"
"Oh yeah man, let's celebrate!"

by minionlover123#0001 March 19, 2022