March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!

by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

The Marching Rack

A term often used in marching band to describe what is essentially a mobile auxiliary section. Located in the Front Ensemble area, it is often looked down on as it’s considered an easy instrument to play.

“Oh that’s just The Marching Rack, it’s just cymbals or whatever”

by El_Fantasmo September 4, 2025

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boy are born

Jeff:"he's the baddest I'm jealous"
Dan:"yeah I know he was born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

march 6

national babysit with your girlfriend day!

hey! will you babysit with me?
yeah ofc it’s march 6th!!!

by lalapes March 5, 2021

March 15

congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.

shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?

by im not special lol March 1, 2022