Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions

You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!

by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025

Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025

The-ol'Irish-Stand

Somebody who stands when they wipe after they have used the toilet

Jerry: "Part of toilet seat was covered with ice, so I had to do the-ol'Irish-Stand to wipe"

by jrod johnson November 17, 2025