Mexican Bean Butt

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.

I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.

by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

Cool beans gang

A crew only a very few select people belong to. The leader of said gang is very secretive, and you can only become a member of this gang through a special initiation. Also known as CBG.

No one really knows what goes on there tho.

J: yo, you part of that new gang?
M: Which one?
J: The CBG
M: The what?
J: Cool beans gang.
M: Bro I wish.

by CBG officiator March 11, 2019

Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.

Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.

by person3456789 February 27, 2020

jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

by madison b October 22, 2020

Baked Bean Day

Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

by Doot Snek January 13, 2021

baked bean day

Celebrated on the 24th of May, Baked Bean Day is a day to celebrate the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. These could be produced by any baked bean brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: I'm not sure but it should include baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, because it's Baked Bean Day. Thanks for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

by Doot Snek January 13, 2021