by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
Get the Horse donkey monkey Hitler fanmug. by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023
Get the A horse's head going down the drainmug. A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)
by anonymous January 20, 2023
Get the The Trojan Horsemug. There In the back.
Wife: Honey? Do you have the suitcase in the back?
Husband: no the horses are.
Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*
Husband: no the horses are.
Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*
by AdmiralThrawn96 June 6, 2019
Get the Horsemug. by Commander20-94 July 15, 2023
Get the Horsemug. A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
Get the Trojan horse textmug. It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
Get the horse firemug.