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You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019
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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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i have a huge bick

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok
by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
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Having The Painters In

Having the bingus in
Having The Painters In - Bingus (The Hairless Cat)
by WylaMylka July 7, 2025
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Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?

Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?
Should iKON Bobby have 2 biological sibling?
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr
by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020
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Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.
Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!
by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022
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