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don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022
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If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"
#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice
by American brat October 27, 2019
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Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"
Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT
by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018
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Don't be a Nabilah

Someone who always misses out on the interesting conversations and asks you to repeat it again.
Please don't be a Nabilah and listen to the stories from the start next time.
by jchristopher February 19, 2020
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