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unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015
mugGet the unicorn toesmug.

hoe dee toe

Problem where blame is easily assigned.
Let’s not get into a hoe Dee toe about who arrived late.
by ACB2022 March 28, 2022
mugGet the hoe dee toemug.

Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!
Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!
by Not bubble guys March 1, 2022
mugGet the Toe infectionmug.

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you
He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop
by MissDiva December 26, 2024
mugGet the Toe in the watermug.

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011
mugGet the Wife Beater's Toemug.

Toe Boogies

Those little fluffy lint chunks that get between your toes when you wear socks too long.
"Just a second, I have to get rid of these pesky toe boogies if I want to wear sandals."
by shart buster March 12, 2024
mugGet the Toe Boogiesmug.

Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
mugGet the Midget Toe Syndromemug.

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