Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
by Schermacide X October 21, 2014
A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.
an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
by another anthony September 08, 2014
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 06, 2017
When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.
Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!
by BusterHeiman July 01, 2021
When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.
by Jessdigs January 04, 2025
When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.
by Puddjuice February 07, 2017
When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.
That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 03, 2024