joe person

Someone that’s doing too much.

She/he is a joe person.

by Shystal August 3, 2020

Best person ever

You are the best person ever possum don’t Even try me 😡😡😡

“who is the best person ever, YOU ARE HOE”

by NO02&3’d February 11, 2021

personal potluck

Going to different restaurants to purchase multiple, specific food items unique to each restaurant (i.e. a popeyes' biscuit) all for the same meal.

Example: "I stopped at Taco Bell for a Mexican Pizza, Popeyes for a biscuit and Wendy's for a frosty; it was the ultimate personal potluck."

by FoxCoffin July 3, 2014

Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023

White person

People like Oli London who think they are above society. They are not to be confused with “People who happen to be white.”

This Oli London twat is such a white person

by Adondobread July 2, 2021

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

person

a person. a person is, well, a person. you are a person reading this behind the screen. i can talk to people, but not through the interwebs. we can only call, text, and facetime. cheese is something commonly eaten by persons. poop is something that comes out of a person's ass. babies are tiny objects that come out of a person's vagina and grow up to be another person. people have existed since God created the planet earth. jehosus died for the sins people committed. the first people were adam and eve. the last people were andrew and ella. person; a word of meaning.

"damn, look at dat person. they thicc"
"class, a person is a being that is seen as holy and may kill any creature that is not of its rank."
"i tink jenna was tawking in third person."
"pe pe pe person"

by Jehosus December 30, 2018