One-Eyed Willy 

When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....

I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"

One-Eyed Willy by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

One Love 

One love refers to worshiping the lord Jesus Christ. We love one another through the example of his perfection. Listen to the song people.

One love in Jesus ...amen!

One Love by Bootsyg November 30, 2020

One Lovin it 

The act of self pleasure.

Doing it by yourself.

Making love to yourself
Masterbation....

I can't get a date looks like I'll be one lovin it tonight.

If your friend is a real "ladies man" but never picks up when they leave you say "One Love man, One love." They have no idea, they think your trying to be cool, but you'll know. Feel free to throw in a jerk motion.

One Lovin it by Kgar1984 September 4, 2009

One Woman Circus 

A female who has enough personalities to keep you completely occupied. One minute you're labeled gay and the next minute you're labeled a pathological flirt. One minute she's praising the Lord, the next minute she's getting drunk all over the place. Who is she? You will never know because she is a One Woman Circus or also known as a Jack Of All Characters.

One woman circus Jack of all characters

One Woman Circus by justbeinhonest June 16, 2010

one hit wonder 

when you are playing a fighting game and you suddenly, and violently lose, even though you were one hit away from victory. As seen frequently in the street fighter series.

guy 1: aargh, I've been fighting M. Bison for 20 minutes now, how can he keep winning???

guy 2: He's famous for being a one hit wonder.....

one hit wonder by that chill down your spine July 1, 2011

One Stop Shopping 

A girl who's willing to perform vaginal, oral, and anal sex.

"Yeah, that girl is total one stop shopping--she'll take it in any hole!"

One Stop Shopping by One Stop Shopper October 17, 2011

One Sip (pronounced Van Seep) 

When the weather gets warmer, One Bite no longer wants just one whole bite, she would also like a sip (or seep) with that one bite.

Case scenario: Junior girls hit up aromoa during their frees and come back with ice cold, refreshing drinks. This is when Van Seep strikes. One Sip (Pronounced Van Seep)

One Sip- My my, i am so terribly thirsty may i have just Van Seep?

Other junior girl- So sorry to inform you Van Seep but i am a germy and therefore i would not like your obese germs on my straw.

One Sip- BUT I JUST WANT VAN SEEP!!

One Sip (pronounced Van Seep) by sexiest person alive September 19, 2012