When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.
She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.
by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018
Get the Trojan Horsemug. SEEL RED HORSE INC Is a company located in PENNSYLVANIA , well you can find them at the valley forge square tower
SEEL RED HORSE INC
ADDRESS: (valley forge square)661-681 Moore Rd, King of Prussia ,PA 19406
TEL: 341-207-2289
EMAIL: seelredhorse.inc@protonmail.com
SEEL RED HORSE INC
ADDRESS: (valley forge square)661-681 Moore Rd, King of Prussia ,PA 19406
TEL: 341-207-2289
EMAIL: seelredhorse.inc@protonmail.com
by SEEL RED HORSE INC April 20, 2022
Get the SEEL RED HORSE INCmug. When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
Get the Horse Breedingmug. the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024
Get the wooden horse torturemug. This word is what truly defines are good peacock friend, he who shall not be named for the sake of anonymity. He treats horses like his drugs, someone get him some neigh-cotine for his addiction.
"Look at him, he is so horse."
by glazemaster69 January 20, 2025
Get the Horsemug. A male who loves to follow and wear the latest fashion trends; specifically Austin, Texas hipster fashion.
by Buckpizza December 6, 2021
Get the Drip Horsemug. by Horse Mann August 17, 2020
Get the Horse thing thing manmug.