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pig treats

1. Donuts, the favorite food of cops, pigs, porkos, and swine.

2. Synonym for pig snacks, pig biscuits, and pig fodder.
Be sure to put a dozen-box of pig treats on the front seat of your car whenever you go out cruising. Maybe that way you'll avoid a ticket or a bust if you get pulled over.
by feeriker April 11, 2007
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pig nail

Used twisted nails, usually found sticking through leftover boards or lieing on the ground, dangerous to pick up or step on. Relating to fingers: Dirty finger nails usually from pulling weeds, automotive work, or working with glue.
Lets pull the pig nails from these boards and see if we can use them again. Damn these pig nails. Advisory: Try a brush and bleach for pig nails.
by Billwjm September 6, 2007
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Dopey Slamp Pig

A large intoxicated individual found at a black jack table yelling at everyone at 5 am.
A "Dopey slamp pig" ordering 6 shots of tequila at a black jack table at 5am who spills all the drinks all over the table and its participants and then laughs uncontrollably until she is escorted out of the casino. -noun
by Vgsdealer March 16, 2009
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Blo-pig

A very large, obese or dumpy person.
John and I went to the club, but all the girls were blo-pigs.
by Summer O' Flannigan August 9, 2008
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Wussy Pig

A Cross Breed Between A Pig And A Boar. Thus It's Name Was Developed As Wussy Pig. Will Throw It's Own Feces At It's Enemies If Threatened.
I Think I Saw A Wussy Pig Defecating In My Yard.
by Wussy Pig October 3, 2008
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
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Like a pig in bacon

When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable
"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"
by ajsdrummer January 9, 2014
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