alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

The Forbidden Train

When a group of people get together and "stick" together and make a circle so everyone is stuck inside each other

Damian: My ass hurts from doing the forbidden train
Alex: wtf

by Big Mosey March 5, 2021

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

train

When you and a group of friends have sex with one person at the same time.

Yoooo... yesterday Tamika asked me and all of my bros to run a train on her!!

by SerialKiiya November 16, 2018

Toxic Gossip Train

A song released by Colleen Ballinger (A.K.A, Miranda Sings) after she was called out for being a groomer. The toxic gossip train chugs down the tracks of misinformation, all the way to manipulation station. It is truly the video of all time. It's even more popular than her pregnancy announcement.

Colleen: "The toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation"

by daimiraidennou October 3, 2023

Strange Train

When someone has no self respect or standards and solely hooks up with a string of women he does not know or care to know. Generally a douche bag.

Friend 1, "Man, Jeff sure has been hooking up with a lot of random woman"
Friend 2, "yea, he has really been riding the strange train lately"

"Fucking guy has been on the strange train for a solid month now.

"Wow, he really jumped back on the strange train after his break-up"

by Texas Blouses January 8, 2014