tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

Tree

A tree is a wood with leaves or flowers around it, it gives us oxygen.

Such a long TREE!

by DoraTheExplorerBrother October 2, 2021

Tree hugger

A nigga that must hug a tree to receive his lashings.

Go over there tree hugger.

by TyroneBBBC December 2, 2023

Tree

A word used to describe something good, nice, sexy, goodlooking, cute.
Similar to the word 'peng'.
Most commonly used by the mandem in west yorkshire.

Person 1: you see that boy over there?
Person 2: yeah, he's looking sooo tree innit.
Person 1: he's the most tree lad I've seen ima go get his snap g.

by BigBattyBrian November 6, 2019

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

tree feeder

"Appreciate everyone even if it is just by virtue of the fact that the carbon dioxide they exhale feeds the trees".

i.e. Person whose only contribution to the world is that the air they breathe out feeds the trees.

Oh my word Susan, Jessica is such a tree feeder.

by Hippitizer April 17, 2019

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023