Hock God

Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male

That dudes a hock god

by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017

Thunderclap God

When you can clap cheeks good

Damn Thomas Mentzer a Thunderclap God in the bed

by AllahHuAkbar1776 December 12, 2017

CAPS GOD

THE THING HUMANITY NEEDS THE MOST

MAN I NEED CAPS GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

by CAPSIE February 26, 2018

waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole

I fire god your dog last night.

by Paris is gay May 12, 2018

gods leaf

Marijuana aka weed :)

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(

by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018

7 gods

Its basically like math
7 gods=BTS

Jessica: What are 7 gods?
Me: BTS

by Mama Vomit January 15, 2020