Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017

fly

to be high and drunk at the same time

'Yo man last week on Cameron's party I was so fly'

by Olympeax May 25, 2017

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

flying rusty

Mile high tit fuck

Ol girl gave me a flying rusty in the airplane bathroom

by X3Trickster June 15, 2017

fly

insect

a little flying fuck

there's a little flying fuck in my room

by Mornis June 16, 2017

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

The Flying V

The best and most authentic Canadian food vendor in the states. They specialize in Poutine and Canadian bacon.

The Flying V poutine is crazy good eh?

by Knucklepuck12 June 25, 2017