fag hag

A woman who frequents gay bars because she is so attractive she does not need to be hit on by drunk straight men to boost her ego, thus she finds it an irritating distraction from a night of hanging out with her equally radiant friends.

Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.

Drunk Guy: Hey, lookit that fat, ugly fag hag!
Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack?
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women?
Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.

by blackbear April 12, 2007

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fag muffin

fag is British slang for ciggarette, so a ciggarette muffin

Damn, you smell like a fag muffin

by rent_junkie January 19, 2008

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Fag Bagging

When your friend starts dating a snake and blows off all his old friends.

"Damn he's fag bagging hard."

by ThatKidXxxxX October 30, 2011

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[fag-opotimus]

an extremely, morbidly obese homosexual

That sow isn't a lesbian, she is a "fag-opotimus"!!!

by Ikeenan December 9, 2008

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Scooter Fag

A scooter fag often comes from a very well off background but pretends to be from the ghetto for an uknown reason. Scooter faggs are often known to say the n word as an Indian because there “black friend” “gave them a pass”, they most likely have no ankles so if you are ever attacked by one, aim there.

Scooter fag 1 (Indian) “sup my nigga”
Boy 1 (white) “YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD”
Scooter fag gang (mostly white) “ yes he can he’s black”

Scooter fag 1 (Indian) “sup my nigga”
Boy 1 (black)
Scooter fag gang (mostly white) “WOAH you can’t say the n word dude”

by Scooterfagbeater December 11, 2018

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