Asshole Nod

Name: Asshole Nod Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014

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Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.

Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.

by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017

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Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised

Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

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