A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
by Alex doeder April 10, 2022
Get the A David Spormug. 
To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
Get the Taking a Davidmug. by anonymous May 19, 2022
Get the Davidmug. The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.
by llVIU October 12, 2025
Get the davidmug. 1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend
by Godhand.Kuma February 18, 2021
Get the Davidmug.