David

What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.
“Do you know David?”

“Have you seen that guy David?”

I love David.”
by Addylines December 19, 2022
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A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"

"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 04, 2019
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When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
by Botwin March 03, 2023
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i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!
by chig2 March 11, 2019
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David is a major bot
by David’sabot January 22, 2019
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David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.
"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"
by PoluxL December 03, 2021
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David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
by Lazerbater December 08, 2022
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