A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.
by gay baby hero July 24, 2020

by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022
