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Kill The Leader

The act of tearing off the first sheet(s) of toilet paper from the roll (especially in public toilets) to prevent the spread of disease or non-hygienic remnants left over from the last user.

To tear off the leader of toilet paper from the roll in order to prevent disease transmission to the new user's anus and/or genitals.
"Hey Frank, make sure you kill the leader before you wipe. This bathroom's kind of scuzzy, if you know what I mean."
by Harry Stotle September 22, 2011
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To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.

RIP Harper Lee
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2021
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National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
by Sir paska January 28, 2023
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Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)
"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."
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Snape-Killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent. That happens all the time, right?
I thought he was evil, but turns out he just Snape-killed him.
by ScarletSkywalker March 23, 2021
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