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BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.
Ur nan has got a beef flange.
by Bum your nan October 11, 2020
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Wild Beef

When you can’t think of what a cow is called, so you call it wild beef.
1“Hey look it’s a uh… wild beef.”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”
by TheCouncilofDev May 8, 2023
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Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.
I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.
by Inquiring March 19, 2024
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Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.
“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.
by A person125 November 30, 2024
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Beef

When your having butt sex a sound similar to a fart happens but it’s not a fart but rather extremely similar to that of a queef. Since no doo doo gasses are expelled.
I was clapping her cheeks so hard I made her beef.
by PTFE February 16, 2022
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Beef and Etc.

Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.

Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.

This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."

"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023
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Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.
Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
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