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Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
by #IAM100% February 25, 2019
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Mandy monster

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran
That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!
by childgroomer June 12, 2023
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Cunnie monster

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy
by Cocknose April 18, 2021
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millennium monster

by kappakappa March 16, 2022
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gucci monster

I always thought Will was a gucci monster
by theamazingpsych February 27, 2022
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One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021
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