My half-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the half-first great-cousin-nephewmug. 1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
Half-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the half-second-cousinmug. In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023
Get the Internet Half-Trollmug. 1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
My quadruple-half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
Get the quadruple-half-first-cousinmug. It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real
by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023
Get the Half Life 2: Episode 3mug. When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.
A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.
Developed from eating and drinking too much.
A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.
Developed from eating and drinking too much.
My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.
Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
by c_money324 August 7, 2018
Get the happy halfmug. by Bmoreslang December 5, 2022
Get the Half and halfmug.