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French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
by Yallow June 3, 2024
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French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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French

A verb to describe something horrendously bad.
Andrew Tate acted really french about that human trafficking scandal.
by Crack Sparrow December 28, 2023
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french-skin stare

instead of the light-skin stare, it's with French people and you have to play the stereotypical French music.
person1) Damn, look at Jasper!
person2) Yea! He's doin' the french-skin stare!
by SirBeepeth May 26, 2023
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porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
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