Beef

For those of us who can't say BFF drunk and it comes out sounding like beef. Also for those of us who hate the word bestie.

Mallory: Oh my God Maggie I hate the word bestie. You're my bff(pronounced beef when you have a drunken slur).

by msmayhemm August 25, 2010

Beef Hallways

A Vagina

You see the Beef Hallways on that thot

by AnnonamousMan420 June 15, 2022

Beef-Mouth

adj: consuming such a large quantity of beef that you can't talk.

Example: Drew can't come to the phone right now. He has Beef-Mouth

by BrewDrew December 14, 2013

Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”

by The Rusty September 11, 2025

Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016

beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024