boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?
boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.
by Sexydimma December 15, 2012
Get the putting words in the horse's mouthmug. When a woman requests the use of a condom to engage in intercourse and the man complies, wearing a condom to begin the interaction. After several strokes the man reaches down and pulls off the condom and continues with the intercourse to completion. By the time the woman realizes it is too late.
“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.
by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025
Get the Trojan Horsemug. Accidentally finishing while edging
by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
Get the Horse Gleekmug. *clears throat* A horse girl is a girl who Is overly obsessed with horses, she will wear horse shirt and usually have braids like she is three and a half, a horse girl will also have a weird obsession to ONLY gallop like a horse in gym class, in parking lots, and even stores. if you ever se a horse girl be sure you immediately evacuate the premises for your own good, nd if you ever meet me also evacuate the area (I like horses).
by The bandit potato December 13, 2021
Get the horse girlmug. A horse is the most wonderful animal on this earth. These animals are intelligent as well as sweet and wild. They can make you happy, they can make you want to pull your hair out; but over all horses are great friends. Although they only live to about thirty years old, they will live forever in your heart.
by Horses 🐎 January 29, 2018
Get the Horsemug. 
When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the The wobbly horsemug.