Rekt God

When someone is the best at being completely destroyed

That looked so bad he is the Rekt God.

by Jubba_Soy April 3, 2017

Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 27, 2017

warmup god

Running a 6 minute warmup mile when you still have 5 miles left in the workout

Blain Willis is the warmup god.

by TheBigUnit51 October 24, 2017

2k god

A person who excelles at all objectives of the basketball game. Eg. Defence and offence. Whom is called a god by others

That guy is a 2k God

by It's ya boii July 5, 2017

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017

Hock God

Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male

That dudes a hock god

by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017