Beef

For those of us who can't say BFF drunk and it comes out sounding like beef. Also for those of us who hate the word bestie.

Mallory: Oh my God Maggie I hate the word bestie. You're my bff(pronounced beef when you have a drunken slur).

by msmayhemm August 25, 2010

beef caker

A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"

"that guy jonathan is a beef caker"

by Skinnytopbottom July 29, 2021

beef locket

Another term for vagina, or nature's pocket, also what one would define as a "precious vagina".

Similar to ham wallet or meat purse, but more dear to your heart.

"Before we board this plane, let me gently stuff all this weed into my precious beef locket."

by hamwallet69 February 20, 2020

Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016

Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 11, 2018

beef

to give someone beef is to give them lair

Don't cut me beef coz i will slice it and i will dice it!

by Dougie H May 27, 2005

beef in the freezer

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

by momma123 July 6, 2016