A Breath Of Fresh Air

When someone does not think they smell or stink.

Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.

by TheGravelDesign January 3, 2025

air

look around you

"hey bob where's the air"
"why the fuck are you asking me this question?

by Galactixer October 31, 2020

Black Air Force Energy

Someone that doesn't care about anything

"Yo you saw that fight?"

"Yeah"
"Homeboy had Black Air Force Energy"

by That one anime guy February 27, 2023

Air Lock

3 different poles for one woman’s 3 holes. So as she’s cannot receive air in any way.

Keith and his dad Paul (the inventor of air locking) often share a woman with one stranger on nights in key west. Three holes, three poles, no air.

by ColeBill May 15, 2025

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021

Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 6, 2021

Hot Air Balloon

The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.

Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.

by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020