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Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
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Skey Kills

A lesson in college and a word of caution for all you skiers out ther. if you want a more in depth explanation of this particular term contact Chris Marsh and he will explain all.
by Christoph January 8, 2004
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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)
person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"
by 42621051 January 5, 2024
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Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity
Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John
by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023
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Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!
Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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kill me dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?
by painallha December 8, 2023
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