sam

sam is the best guy in the wworld if he sees you with your wifey he WILL take your wifey and leave u crying if u see him on the street run cuz he probably is your dad

hey is that sam

yes

hey daddy sam

by myballshurtsofuckingmch March 21, 2025

Sam

Sam is a very sexy individual he has a big penis that dwarfs other men’s mainly yousif’s sam is very tall and all the ladies want him and his monster shlong

sam gets all tha bitches

by fjosknfr November 21, 2021

sam in the kitchen

when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud

"hey"

"sam in the kitchen"

"chee"

*dap*

by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021

sam westerfield

A big boy with a big ol dick

Oh yes that sam Westerfield boy has a big ol dick for sure on my momma

by Ballsmaster2006 December 5, 2021

Sam Leblanc

Meany

Sam Leblanc Is a bug meany.

by Robbert556 January 1, 2012

Sam

Literally a mailbox.
If you get to know hime, he is a piece of work.
He is also very stereotypical towards anime for some reason

Sam you owe me $14.50...

by My Man Jeff. February 9, 2024

sam

bear monster who love cuddles and kisses, his dark brown fur is soft and fluffy! normaly short but can grow bigger if needed

sam is a fluffy bear boy who perfers laying around and cuddling while watching tv or videos

by ursa major166 November 22, 2021