God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 27, 2017

warmup god

Running a 6 minute warmup mile when you still have 5 miles left in the workout

Blain Willis is the warmup god.

by TheBigUnit51 October 24, 2017

Rekt God

When someone is the best at being completely destroyed

That looked so bad he is the Rekt God.

by Jubba_Soy April 3, 2017

Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

2k god

A person who excelles at all objectives of the basketball game. Eg. Defence and offence. Whom is called a god by others

That guy is a 2k God

by It's ya boii July 5, 2017

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017

Hock God

Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male

That dudes a hock god

by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017